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fivezero Oct 20, 2004

you don't go in THAT early. looks like you'll have to go to the gym early in the morning. wives hate when your moobs are bigger than their boobs.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

haha, i get in at 7... and im STILL not awake... there IS a gym here, but (no suprise) consultants cant use it...

superhero superheroOG 2004 funny

just walk in and use it. i'm a NYSC member who's not supposed to use other locations other than my home club ... but you gotta just talk to the people...and say "hi, i'm married to Katie O radio, and i know this girl named IDME 21 who i MIGGGGGGGGHT be able to hook you up with if you let me work ]out here for 30 minutes per day and make sure i get some personal training in here too."

and i bet they'll say 'Hey, no problem, are you any good at Burnout 2?' and you'll say "no but my friend Dan is"

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