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thefunkyfresh Oct 20, 2004

for the last time, women aren't people. They are devices built by the lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment. WHOA!! JK JK!! seriously though, u should go to HR. Get this guy canned. Don't ...

forrestina Oct 20, 2004

hahah they need him unless he steals from them he stays

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004

frame him for stealing. then youll win.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

ha so i have to steal something first and plant it in his desk. why would he steal something when he has our top of the line device??

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004

im not a logistics person. im an idea person. ask someone else.

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