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cerbrato cerbratoOG 2002

Honestly guys that are stalkers have no game. You give this girl all this attention and she gets a big head, then she doesnt want ya!

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004

who wouldnt want you?! lemme talk some sense into her.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 informative

informative

malibu malibuOG 2001 funny

so to remedy this situation cerrato only sees the girl he likes about once every 4 months with random phone calls that proves she still remembers him and thus, his mack still works.

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