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suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003

I'm coming to HATE the parkway. Seeing accidents all the time is completely unsettling. Hope I'm never in this situation.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

I've never seen an accident on the parkway

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

I've only seen the after-math... i've seen so many cars flipped over it's nuts

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

oh and there was that one time that a car turned around and started driving TOWARDS US and almost killed us

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003

I see AT THE LEAST one a day. Like Brian called me @ around 4 to tell me about this one and then the second I got on today @ exit 82 *BOOM* 4 car accident! I don't always see them happening but, still, it's just not what I want to ingest with my cup o' joe every morning.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

OH GEEZ 4??? in the morning?!?! Oh man i can't work for UPS if that's the deal. haha... i really wanna work for UPS .. somehow

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

who works for the ups?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

me, fool

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

can you get me a whole ups outfit?
i go the hat.. i just need the brown shorts and a brown shirt

pleaseeeeeee pleaseeeeeee

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

doubtful. they are VERY touchy about uniforms. besides, they don't come in toddler sizes.

but i'll work my connections. we'll see what i do.

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004

my second worst accident was on the parkway. in a game of rock paper scissors between a dodge stratus and a suburban pulling a landscaping trailer, guess who lost?

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003

:( I've never been in an accident, not even a fender-bender and I hope, I hope! I never do but with all the driving I do I feel like it's prolly inevitable.

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004

ive been in so many! none of the big ones were my fault. i did do dumb stuff when i was first driving, like hit my moms car and break my headlight, back into a fire hydrant and break my taillight, drive into the garage door and dent it and side swipe our fence and break a few slats. good thing my first car was a 1977 buick skylark. that baby was like a tank.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

As, YOU know, I've never been in one where I was driving. I've been in a couple with my pal Jamie, but NONE while I was in control of the vehicle. I love bragging about that to people who have been in multiple accidents. They get annoyed. It's almost like they wish I'd get into one. Terrible.

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003

I've never either but it still makes me feel uneasy when you say "I don't get into accidents. It'll never happen." Because it's such a possibility.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

Sorry. I don't "do" accidents. Accidents don't always just happen. A lot of times they are caused.

Everyone hates when I talk like this. But MAN do I love it!

englandkid englandkidOG 2003

sniff sniff.... i just got into my first real accident that I caused! :( Excecpt my Civic hit an Explorer... Brian: if you ever find yourself about to have an accident, am for an Explorer (NO DAMAGE!!!!!!!!!) Except you may crack your license plate. Also, when you yield, make sure the guy in front of you is done yielding. Otherwise it wont work.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

I'll do what I can.

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