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ilikebirds Oct 26, 2004

Skateboard'd right into a car when i was 10'ish. 16 stitches on my forehead. thus the huge head. In the woods got attacked by a adolescent bear.. scars all on my right shoulder. Slammed th...

ilikebirds Oct 26, 2004

ok ok no bear. but it was something else.

flomojopoanode Oct 26, 2004

ooo, a pelican?

ilikebirds Oct 27, 2004

bigger. a lot bigger.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

like an albatross?

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004

i think it was girl who wanted his panties.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

uh, he doesnt wear panties... thongs all the way.

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