who has the least unread (unviewed?) material on the site?

as in threads and stuff?

as in everything, who has the least amount of "new" comments

Oh i was going with who Writes stuff and nobody views it or comments on it... thresdas, jouernals..

ok that too i guess... i meant like, who reads the most content on the site

can't rreally call that.. because people click on stuff and dont read them just to get rid of the red. Like i do.

exactly, i think it would be a good measurement of who is the most lame

You dont' need IAN for that, you got a mirror , no?

hey make fun of me i feel lonely like a fence post without pickets

well look at you , you picket less fence post... if i had a nickel for every fence post that looked like you and i'd have a milk doll and name it susie