I know a "dan the man" saying! It's, "I'm joking, xxxxxx, I'm just joking" Replace the "xxxxxx" with your name.
i know another dan cerrato expression. it's "yo is your game ON??" he asks me that a lot. not that my game is on, but he likes to ask.
or "yo, i don't have a girlfriend because i'm too legit to COMMIT"