muffy, now that you have a job, i know the PERFECT bethelite for you .... he's new, and he's named after a city ...

Dallas is old!!

thats so funny. i was thinking of the name Dallas.

do you know him?

No, but I was trying to think of the gayest city name that could possibly be this person.

whats wrong with that name?? I think its original

EEE! we have some lovely parting gifts tho, muffy.

hey, who told you my name was muffy?

your dad

now that is scary

thats what i said. why is your name, OF ALL NAMES, muffy?

dan forgot my name one morning

that's not true at all. it's actually a long story for another time. short version - alyssa has a giant fluffy blue bathroom that a spoiled rich girl would have. that's not the story at all but tha...