the snowboard hater is hooked?

thats right all this hate talk about snowboarding and now you've come to buy a board of your own, dont you feel dim

I used the word dim cause I thought stupid would be a little harsh

YES BUT I WILL NEVER BUY A JEEP!!

So like it matters, Jeep will never let you buy one.

yeah man seriously i'm not giving any money to people who make Power Wheels with big tires.

And what do you drive may I ask? Is it 2 wheels and do you have to pedal?

ok ok...you got me...i have a shiny pair of rollerblades that get me from point A to point A and 1/4, cause i'm out of shape

Are you sure, Cause I could have SWORN I saw you riding around on this Pee Wee's bike