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ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

If you were forced to kill one of your parents... Which one would it be?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

and then count how many tears fall from your cheeks afterwards.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Can I lick their tears?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

thats like asking " should i wipe after i take a dump "

OF COURSE YOU DO!

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

Yeah it's EXACTLY like this, Duh! *rolls over & dies*

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

*kicks her as she's on the ground and then robs her, then runs away singing " i dont wanna wait.. till my life is overrr da da i live on a creek "*

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

shut up LOL! Best part = " i dont wanna wait.. till my life is overrr da da i live on a creek "

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toxicgirlOG 2003 ·

that show makes me want to roll over and die

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