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specialk Nov 12, 2004

HE'S BACK!! THEY LET HIM COME CRAWLING BACK FOR HIS JOB, AND THEY GAVE IT TO HIM!! GRRRRRRRR!!!!! >:(

rocksupastar Nov 12, 2004

time to be proactive... poison him or push him down the stairs!

specialk Nov 12, 2004

I was thinking a swift kick (or baseball bat) to the kneecaps, but that might be TOO obvious......

fivezero Nov 12, 2004

Far too conspicuous. Invest in a PSG-1 and steel jacketed rounds. Get a supressor, while you're at it.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

how about a TRIP wire on the stairs...

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

Yes. That'd be devestating. People die from falling down the stairs.

specialk specialkOG 2003

But there are no stairs at work. None at all. :(

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

hmmm... how about you create a vacumm in the toliet... and when he goes to sit down to pee (obviously he would, becuase he is a little girl) he would be sucked down into the sewers to be eaten by the alligators that live down there.

specialk specialkOG 2003

Hahaha...sounds good. Now how do I go about creating said vaccum?

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

easy... just suck all the air OUT of the toliet bowl. you may want to reinforce the ceramic as well... just to be on the safe side.

specialk specialkOG 2003

*writes all this down for future reference*

Got it! Thanks. You're a lifesaver, Mike. :)

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