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fivezero Nov 12, 2004

HERITAGE = BOOTY? somehow, i've known all along...

malibu Nov 12, 2004

yeah. duh. it's genetic.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

look, you are not Spanish(?). and you are not black(?). start getting used to that idea. Diego Luna called me and told me to tell you to stop stalking him. he said he'll involve the Federalis.

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004

bc only spanish and black folks have booty. riiight.

'sides...back in the day, hannibal owned italy and you better believe his army was doing what conquering armies do - spreading their seed.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i know a lot of eye-talians are crossed with blacks. thats why some eye-talians have healthy round booties. i know several eye-talians that don't even consider themselves "white."

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004

well, then, stop picking on malibooty. snot her fault.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

ok. fine. Malibooty. go with your bad self.

malibu malibuOG 2001

hahahaha. i'm not offended. BUT i am spanish AND also itlian. so i do get to say that and the last time i saw diego luna he only threatened me if i came within a 2 block radiues but within my perch 2.1 blocks away, i'm good.

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004

now i keep thinking of italian waiter booty. thats got to stop. ive got work to do around here.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

This is the most bizare reasoning EVER...
Any 1 from anywhere (whatever heritage) can look anyway
True certain characteristics have come to be associated with certain ethnicities but, that's just our (imperfect mans) reasoning.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

yeah, yeah, yeah

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

nah i def got a bootay... maybe i DO have some black in me!!!

malibu malibuOG 2001

BAM!!! (i wanna do it in two places.) i am spansih and italian so yeah, i do what i want!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

now i know

malibu malibuOG 2001

hahahah. i was just in the mood to laugh and that made me do it. chuckle along. thanks. don't know why i found it funny but i like it.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

who says i'm not chuckling? i'm always chuckling, even when i'm crying

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