haha, i picture him pointing to give you directions, and his hand spurting blood like crazy and he doesn't even care

"merely a compound fracture, dear. v'had worse. worry not of this old english cat burgler"

ha i wanted him to say 'tis but a scratch

haha, i was thinking more along the lines of National Lampoon's European Vacation than Monty Python

HAHAHAHA!!!! The guy with the bike? Eric Idle? Cracks me up EVERY time!!! :)