remember that song? by cornershop? "everybody needs a bosom for a pillow." thats what i need. the bosom pillow.

you could probably make one. all you need is a pillow, a water bra and some extra stuffing. maybe a heating mechanism and a simulated heartbeat would be a nice touch.

yes. heating, simulated heartbeat, maybe an oversized water balloon shaped casing filled with a viscous liquid inside, for an autherntic soft and supple feel. i'll get right on it.