Wow, i've never had a real life conversation with any doctor.. it's almost like they live all their lives in those white jackets in the office. Wow. Weird.

my old dentist must've been a stand up comedian cus he always told jokes---it's so hard to keep your mouth still when you're laughing and there's like 4 tools in it. he moved, but we gotten really...

there is something SOO sexy about bald people. JERRY, YOU FIXED ME UP WITH A BALD WOMAN!! it's sorta like how asian cartoon characters have nipples.

maybe it's because you wanna lick their head gwen and moby style