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juicymango Nov 23, 2004

I'm trilingual - I spoke only Polish for the first 11 years of my life, then I learned English, and then I started taking Spanish from 7th grade till college. So for a while there I spoke fluent P...

juicymango Nov 23, 2004

oh also - it's EXTREMELY easy for small children to learn other languages. It's awesome. You probably don't even need to speak the language fluently and you can teach a child to communicate in that...

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

I'm going to make my kids quadruple-lingual.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

oh yeah if i ever have kids they're gonna be infinity-lingual

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

mine aren't going to speak ANY languages at all. just some basic hand signs and grunts.

reaf reafOG 2002

ha ha ha,WOW, now thats something scary!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

my kids and i will speak in eye movements and tonally varied grunts indicative of different inflections and situational intensity. it'll be a riot.

reaf reafOG 2002

that it will be, and perhaps a difus offense I would think.

yay yayOG 2004

mine will talk in airplane signals

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

mine will do faggy interpretive dances for everything.

yay yayOG 2004

mine will speak in binary by taking their shorts on and off, on for 1, off for 0

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

[MAD FUNNY] mine will communicate in gas emissions, exercising a new and unprecedented control of his and/or her sphincter muscle.

yay yayOG 2004 fivezero

[haha] Mine will learn to communicate by making fish faces and doing an occiasional robotic supersonic dance

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