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delliott101 delliott101OG 2002

Hmmm... gives new meaning to the term "world's oldest profession"

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

ahaha, funny dave... yet really gross when you think about it.... UGHGHHHHH

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

i think the world's oldest profession is really cultivator. cause that's what adam did. yeah.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

lol you could make all the hicks proud if you told them that-then again-they probably wouldn't understand what you were saying unless you started off with "ya'll ain't gonna believe this"

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