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forrestina Jan 8, 2003

i've actually heard alot about this. my friend is a bethelite and supposedly Prince toured Bethel. seems to have been a scam to gather info for this new album and a video he made for kids. he wa...

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rocksupastarFounder ·

thats my fashion sense... buttless pants ROCKS!!!!

ekulu ekuluOG 2002 ·

OH dear God...

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

lol yeah unless it's cold and you want to sit down while you're waiting for the bus

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rocksupastarFounder ·

well HA, i dont wait for a bus, and if i do, i bring a DONUT to sit on!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

well okay then just watch out for the jelly *splat*

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rocksupastarFounder ·

no no.. the cushion donut.. ya know the one you get from the doctor if you break your butt!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

ohhhhh i get it--i've only seen those in movies when a guy falls on a cactus or something

ekulu ekuluOG 2002 ·

i thinks it for hemrhoids

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

yuck that reminds me of a joke....what did the eskimos get from sitting on the ice too much?

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

"numb-nuts"

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 · skaorsk8

or......polaroids

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 · forrestina

umm...i think this is the dumbest joke ever. except for ...nope, this joke wins.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 · skaorsk8

well i definitely have much dumber ones so dont you worry

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rocksupastarFounder · forrestina

whats black and white and red all over? hahahaha

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 · rocksupastar

i dont know-what

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rocksupastarFounder · forrestina

2 nuns in a chainsaw fight..... now THAT is the dumbest joke EVER!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 · rocksupastar

haha yea you win

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rocksupastarFounder · forrestina

thank you, thank you, i have only the 5th grade school bus ride home to thank for that one.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 · rocksupastar

what about this one...what's black and white and green black and white and green?

malibu malibuOG 2001 · forrestina

2 penguins fighting over a pickle!

malibu malibuOG 2001 · rocksupastar

i always heard that one but the answer was a penguin with diaper rash.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 · malibu

nuns rolling down a hill...a newspaper

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 · thatdarngirl

those are the two i always heard...

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rocksupastarFounder · skaorsk8

HAHAHAHHAA, sooooooo funny, dan, im stumbled

ekulu ekuluOG 2002 · skaorsk8

haha so funny. why can't gypsies have babies?

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 · ekulu

i dont know-why

ekulu ekuluOG 2002 · forrestina

cuz they have crystal balls

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 · ekulu

duh that's so obvious-can't believe i missed it

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rocksupastarFounder · forrestina

uhhhh... i dont get it...

ekulu ekuluOG 2002 · rocksupastar

me neither

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rocksupastarFounder · forrestina

uhhhh... i dont get it...

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rocksupastarFounder ·

falls on a catus.. hmmm.. i guess that would work too... but i saw a guy who needed it cause he broke his tailbone when he fell on a rail skating... funny stuff

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

yeouch id like to see that

deanh77 deanh77Founder ·

you would. why don't you get a long-coat, no-butt tuxedo?

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rocksupastarFounder ·

sure, i guess that would go great with your transfomers costume, ya FRUIT!

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