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ilikebirds Jan 9, 2003

all i know is that i want a heirem.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

silly ty everyone knows that!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

act now and you can be number 2 !

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

lol you sound like an infomercial--call now and you can get not one, not two, but three rotatos for just 4 easy payments of $19.99

iwz iwz ·

hahaha rotato. intriguing!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

you've never heard of the rotato?! my little sisters used to beg my dad everyday to get one.

iwz iwz ·

never heard of it. pray tell!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

sadly the Rotato has been discontinued

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 ·

)a moment of silence, please(

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

my sisters probably had one when they discontinued it-they are infomercial junkies--although they learn from my parents who have both made multiple purchases of TV items

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 · forrestina

i'm this close to getting those new 'ginsu' knives

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 · ok4now

why not cutco? i fell for the cutco scam--went in thinking i was gonna get an awesome new job.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 · forrestina

I was always a fan of the Pasta Maker

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 · thatdarngirl

pasta king?? we've got one of those

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 · forrestina

i don't know that one...scam?

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 · ok4now

an ad in the paper for a great advertising opportunity. turns out to be for selling knives. they want you to put your family and friends as referrals for sales.

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 · forrestina

gotch-a...btw...whatever happened to that guy who made money from advertising in zillions of newspapers across the country...?

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 · ok4now

never heard about that...?

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 · forrestina

i think it was for phone cards or something. you'd advertise in these little blurbs across the country and the money would come pouring in!

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 ·

who's #1? 

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 ·

dave llanos silly!

legiapol legiapolOG 2002 ·

did someone call my name?
im taking time off from work to be here so i should stay on here. stop talking behind my back.=)

legiapol legiapolOG 2002 ·

actually we should make a jw version of these shows, cause man i cant get a woman for the life of me. im 22 and never been within 2 feet of a girl. if thats not pathetic, i dont know what is. (thai dont worry your still #1)

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 ·

yeah we can do it like that "joe millionaire" show. except we'll tell the girls up front: 'he's a pioneer, and he's got NO MONEY, and his job's going nowhere'. how many will stick around for round two?

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

i bet if he's a pioneer he wears the same suit every day

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

i've heard the tip that if you can't afford drycleaning just turn it inside out and spray it with deoderant or something

legiapol legiapolOG 2002 · forrestina

i do that. except i cant afford a shower so i spray the inside of my clothes with air freshner

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 · forrestina

or you could just pull a Seinfeld and pretend you're married to get a discount at the cleaners

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