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ilikebirds Jan 9, 2003

all i know is that i want a heirem.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

silly ty everyone knows that!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

act now and you can be number 2 !

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

lol you sound like an infomercial--call now and you can get not one, not two, but three rotatos for just 4 easy payments of $19.99

iwz iwz

hahaha rotato. intriguing!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

you've never heard of the rotato?! my little sisters used to beg my dad everyday to get one.

iwz iwz

never heard of it. pray tell!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

sadly the Rotato has been discontinued

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

)a moment of silence, please(

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

my sisters probably had one when they discontinued it-they are infomercial junkies--although they learn from my parents who have both made multiple purchases of TV items

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 forrestina

i'm this close to getting those new 'ginsu' knives

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ok4now

why not cutco? i fell for the cutco scam--went in thinking i was gonna get an awesome new job.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 forrestina

I was always a fan of the Pasta Maker

pasta king?? we've got one of those

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 forrestina

i don't know that one...scam?

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ok4now

an ad in the paper for a great advertising opportunity. turns out to be for selling knives. they want you to put your family and friends as referrals for sales.

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 forrestina

gotch-a...btw...whatever happened to that guy who made money from advertising in zillions of newspapers across the country...?

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ok4now

never heard about that...?

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 forrestina

i think it was for phone cards or something. you'd advertise in these little blurbs across the country and the money would come pouring in!

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

who's #1? 

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

dave llanos silly!

legiapol legiapolOG 2002

did someone call my name?
im taking time off from work to be here so i should stay on here. stop talking behind my back.=)

legiapol legiapolOG 2002

actually we should make a jw version of these shows, cause man i cant get a woman for the life of me. im 22 and never been within 2 feet of a girl. if thats not pathetic, i dont know what is. (thai dont worry your still #1)

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

yeah we can do it like that "joe millionaire" show. except we'll tell the girls up front: 'he's a pioneer, and he's got NO MONEY, and his job's going nowhere'. how many will stick around for round two?

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

i bet if he's a pioneer he wears the same suit every day

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

i've heard the tip that if you can't afford drycleaning just turn it inside out and spray it with deoderant or something

i do that. except i cant afford a shower so i spray the inside of my clothes with air freshner

or you could just pull a Seinfeld and pretend you're married to get a discount at the cleaners

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