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superhero Dec 7, 2004

wait a second ... is this girl from PA!?!?! Cerrato you were RIGHT, why didn't i listen to you YEARS ago!?!?

cerbrato cerbratoOG 2002

Honestly Dan! Serious matt I think you should go for it, and if not send her a picture and biography of the Cerrato

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

Best idea EVER! Run straight into the arms of a PSYCHOPATH, what could possibly go wrong?

cerbrato cerbratoOG 2002

Totally! Imagine how awesome itd be to go out with this girl, she'll be totally loyal, most likely buy me anything I want, heck she might even drive to my house in the morning to make me breakfast in bed if I want!

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004

and a swift kick when she caught you admiring her friend.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

YES YES! I am intrigued by the notion of this swift kick. Clearly Cerrato suffers from some mental defect, it's that water in Warwick.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

no, it's just cerrato. (ouch, hey, hey, easy! It's a JOKE!)

cerbrato cerbratoOG 2002

You guys are such haters! I'm just trying to see the silver lining of the situation!

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