I proposed to my second wife in a much sweeter way. I told my first wife i was going to the beach to find myself.. and peer inside my soul.. but what i was really doing was taking my girlfriend ...

It's so funny but.....the way my husband proposed to me was slightly (but not to Thai's extent) similar to that story....weird.

pimp

Hahaha....I'll tell him you said that.

Do so. In case he forgot.

Should I just say "Adam, you're a pimp"? Or should I say it like, "Adam, man, you's a P-I-M-P!!!! Dawg!!!" And then tell him you said so? Hahaha.