I proposed to my second wife in a much sweeter way. I told my first wife i was going to the beach to find myself.. and peer inside my soul.. but what i was really doing was taking my girlfriend ...

dude, that's completely awful and amazingly funny.

See thats how you keep your relationship SPICY. When she's all sad and crying one minute.. then HAPPY and GLEEFULL the next. But it's best to always make her cry. That way she stays with you.