theres this house in dover that goes absolutely insane with their decorations. people come from all over ot see it cause its so outlandish. their electric bill must me horrendous. their house turns into a lightbulb cause every inch is covered in lights. they also have a fishing line in the backyard that leads up to the house so kids can pin their letters to santa on it haha so ridibulous.
yeah don't you know the more rediculously decorated your house is the more of a connection you have to Jesus, who obviously dresses up and becomes Santa.. and uh.. gives magical power to .. reindeer.. so they can fly.. around the world to every house in the world.. in one night.. and um.. there's elves that make toys and .. um.. Jesus was born and.. um. Pine Tree.
haha
Wow i almost wish it was HARD to defend why we don't celebrate the holidays. They make it so easy.
BAHAHAHAHABLAHAHYHA!
and people wonder why we have engergy crisis
somebody told me they took their spanish exchange student to see this house.