my typical sick day goes like this... 6:25... Send text message to coworker saying im not coming in. 6:27... Recieve text message back calling me a girl or gay. 6:28... Laugh a bit, then go ba...

Hahaha....I LOVE that schedule...that's like me trying to fool my mom when I was in high school and college, hahaha. Reminds me of Ferris Bueller....goofing off and going out during the day, and it...

hahaha usually im just shot... she tries to stuff me full of weird vitamins and junk, but sleep usually fixes any sickness i have.

what a strange wife, she actually tries to help you get better? what's up with that?