I don't think that was really sarcasm. It was more like making up stuff.
Hi my name is Plarhf. Do you like jelly? I think you do.
Only blackberry, thank you.
wow. thats amazing. cuz you can be like the grapes of wrath John Steinbeck. YEAH! Heres the grapes and heres the wrath...if ya can dig it Nelson Muntz
Nelson Muntz
Identity: Springfiled Elementary bully.
First Girlfriend: Lisa Simpson.
Hidden talent: Strumming the guitar and writing songs about decaptited teachers.
Hobbies: Soccer and box car racing.
Favorite pasttimes: Shooting things with a BB gun, hurling rancid cole slaw at Principal Skinner's house, beating up Bart, stealing baked potatoes from the food court at the mall, shoplifting from Ned Flanders' "Leftorium" at the Springfiled Mall, and stealing the Honda emblem from Superintendent Chalmers' car.
Culinary Skills: Flipping a carrot on a frying pan.
Shame: Failed audition for "Fallout Boy" in the Radioactive Man movie (lost to Milhouse).
Most embarrassing moment: Being laughed at while being forced to parade down the street with pants pulled down to ankles.
Friends: Jimbo Jones and Kearney.
Catch Phrase: "Haw! Haw!"
in all seriousness you are really cute