And please, for the love of all that is angry once a month, don’t ever let on that this is the situation. I mean women can sense this stuff. And while theoretically it is ok for her to love and want to marry only Brad Pitt, Jude Law, Dave Matthews, the UPS guy, the 17 year old boy next door, the chubby guy at work who is ‘so funny’, that guy she liked way back in high school oh and by the way you, it is NOT ok for you to love and want to marry her and anyone else, not even a fictional character like Jessica Rabbit (she’s not bad, she’s just drawn that way).
And yes it is ok for them to go after that guy in their hall who has a sports car and never actually shows up to any meetings other than the memorial and the DC to check out chicks and then be dumped by him and come crawling back to you only to be tempted once more by him when the slutty chick he went after was more slutty than he realized and finally profess her love to you when he is thoroughly finished with her. BUT NO, it is not ok for you to have talked to anyone else while she was with said rebel unless you swear you will never even look at them again or she can never trust you.
I’m so glad I can give you this advice without bitterness….
i vote this the funniest post on ezabel EVER. Even more than Ian's "I can't go for HOURRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSS"
hahahahah
what about russian mail order brides
i heard polish brides are hotter.
GO POLAND!!! (Sorry....rooting for my heritage here) :)
Yeah, def. I've ordered a couple brides and they're really good at poker. Good times.
this polish bride hates cards and all card games. Except go fish and Uno.
I used to think so, but then poland broke my heart. I still think so, but i can't marry one...
This is a seething post. I love it. It's all true. All of it. Girls, GET A CLUE.
while i find this post extemely funny and basically true, the little feminist inside me has been raising her hand for a while so i have to let her speak
OH WOW a double standard!! , she says with an extremely sarcastic tone
then she goes on and on about how girls if they're single at 30 are considered old maids but if a guy is single at 30 he's a bachelor and no one sees anything wrong with it
and how girls make about 70 cents for every dollar a guy makes doing the same job
holy crap she won't shut up
yeah there are double standards. Get over it.
Sorry
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LOL
This needs to be marked as funny, as soon as...that can be done... again
what about the girl who doesn't date the rebel guy with the sports car? what about the girl who goes for the nice guy who has a lot going for him and nothing more?
girls get burnt too. some guys also need to get a clue.
are you saying you love Jessica Rabbit? :p
Wait a sec, I never told you about the ups guy Mr... how'd you know? j/k
I think this man has it straight. He gets a cookie.