Well before I was in the truth, I drank a little too much at a party and decided to put on my baseball cleats and do slides in the person's backyard.

that is HILARIOUS! phew... wow... hold on... HAHAHAHAHAH.. aw man... **clutches side in pain from laughing**

It gets even better. Later on in the evening I walked towards the woodline in the persons backyard and all of a sudden a few drunk guys drive out of the woods in their jeep right towards me. I st...

HAHAHAH WOW!!! you should SUBMIT that to the WT im sure THEY would find that funny too!!! HAHAHAAHAHAHAH. ah .ha ha ha

Yeah the article in the WT would be, "Why drinking is hazardous to your health". Then you'd see a picture of me with headlights beaming on me and my hands up near my face.