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beachbum Feb 8, 2005

i was mad when they were torturing sarah last night

deanh77 Feb 8, 2005

I wonder if that's part of the job description: Wanted: Computer Technician Must have Level 2 Classified Security Clearance Able to network with ports over X98uh connections .... May be tort...

iwz iwz

- Must know how to "open a socket"
- Must know how to transfer data over AC Power Lines in an unfamiliar network
- Must know how to "modify the kernel" in realtime
- Must know how to "send it to my screen"

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