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hunkpapap Jan 18, 2003

if i ever got thrown out of a plane w/o a parachute, i'd be hoping to evolve some wings...

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

evolutionists would expect that your ancestors jumped outta planes w/o parachutes...and then eventually they figured out that wings would be good (except that you wouldn't HAVE ancestors if this were true)

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

it's possible. i mean.. if two of those people have a genetic defect that makes people grow a thin flabby skin between their arms and side of the body.. they'd be the only 2 that survive . while all the others died falling out of the planes. and those two would go on to have babies. who then will have the wings.. and then a whole new race of winged people are born... the possiblity of that happening is giving birth to a child with a whole nother child on top of it. siamese twins.

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

did u just say something, cuz i wasn't listening

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

Seriously though, if you fell out of a plane, at some point you'd flap your arms and try it. IT JUST MIGHT WORK! But then you'd get reality.

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

i'd try to steer myself to land on soft ground...or a really fat lady

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