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Evolution is so stooopid!

ok4now by ok4now · Jan 16, 2003 · 149 views · News

creatures evolve gradually. NO, they evolve in spurts and skips. NO, they can evolve then devolve, then re-evolve!

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iwz #1 iwz

come on now, you know this is a Journal Entry. It should be a news story

skaorsk8 #1.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

yeah you tell him ian!!

ok4now #1.2 ok4nowOG 2002

ian...i can never figure out what you want for a news story. by the time you review my news entries, and then reject them...too much time has gone by: they aren't news anymore. so please splain it to me...thanks!

beachbum #2 beachbumOG 2002

oh my...that thing in the pictures is one of the biggest reasons i could never be a missionary. imagine waking up w/one of those things crawling on you...

ok4now #2.1 ok4nowOG 2002

ever see that commercial where the woman is imagining her trip to the tropics? all these bugs attacking them at night...ewwwww creepy!

beachbum #3 beachbumOG 2002

and evolution is stupid b/c i always thought if those evolutionists were so smart why don't they realize that there are still animals that others supposedly evolved from. Like, there are still walking sticks w/o wings, so why didn't they evolve. Or there are still apes that are not turning into humans. it's just common sense.

ilikebirds #4 ilikebirdsOG 2002

evolution is stupid. these animals are evolving, they are mutating and adapting. thats all. there are a milliong kinds of finches. Not ever single one was created. A certain few were and like they all adapted and changed to fit.. and stuff. it all works out. someting like that. it's early. shut up. go home. and rub your belly. because sushi is amazing

legiapol #4.1 legiapolOG 2002

i think albanians and vietnamese are the missing link the evolution theory. so i must say that evolution must be true. look how close albanians and vietnamese are to monkeys

skaorsk8 #4.1.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

i've noticed that all the albanians and vietnamese people i know smell like monkeys

ekulu #4.1.1.1 ekuluOG 2002

8O

legiapol #4.1.1.2 legiapolOG 2002

"i knew i smelled cabbage"

hunkpapap #5 hunkpapapOG 2003

if i ever got thrown out of a plane w/o a parachute, i'd be hoping to evolve some wings...

ok4now #5.1 ok4nowOG 2002

evolutionists would expect that your ancestors jumped outta planes w/o parachutes...and then eventually they figured out that wings would be good (except that you wouldn't HAVE ancestors if this were true)

ilikebirds #5.1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

it's possible. i mean.. if two of those people have a genetic defect that makes people grow a thin flabby skin between their arms and side of the body.. they'd be the only 2 that survive . while all the others died falling out of the planes. and those two would go on to have babies. who then will have the wings.. and then a whole new race of winged people are born... the possiblity of that happening is giving birth to a child with a whole nother child on top of it. siamese twins.

ok4now #5.1.1.1 ok4nowOG 2002

did u just say something, cuz i wasn't listening

hunkpapap #5.1.2 hunkpapapOG 2003

Seriously though, if you fell out of a plane, at some point you'd flap your arms and try it. IT JUST MIGHT WORK! But then you'd get reality.

ok4now #5.1.2.1 ok4nowOG 2002

i'd try to steer myself to land on soft ground...or a really fat lady

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