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toxicgirl Feb 8, 2005

David Hasslehoff used to be a big hottie singer in Europe. I think it was the chest hair.

jamiephaser Feb 10, 2005

Gabs dad looks like David Hasselhoff. Except hes the sicilian version so he has back hair too.

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toxicgirlOG 2003

hey that was a nobel effort in being funny. but, YOU FAILED. try again.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

please, don't ask him to try again, please, please

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