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originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

This past year I was hangin' with a friend @ their house, when SUDDENLY the security alarm went off. We were already locked in the tv room ('cause I'm paranoid). So both our eyes big as saucers, BOTH certain that someone has broken in, are totally in shock. Instict #1 GRAB SOMETING HEAVY instinct #2 We're trapped we must get out.
My friend literally wrapped her arms around me and started yelling "Oh my god Liveia!!!" over and over.

I called my mom (on my cell), who unfortunately was asleep before I called, so she couldn't do much. Next thing I knew I had pushed the 30-40in tv along with all it's components AWAY from the window...ripped off the screen, cranked out the window, climbed out, reached back for my friend...took off (on foot down the driveway). Before I got to the street my friend reminded me we had WHEELS. We hopped into the car (I locked us in), we took off towards my house and called the cops.

We waited at my house while the police were checking things out. When my friends father called and said the coast was clear we headed back.
They didn't find anything off, or anyONE in the house but, the also never were able to account for the alarm going off.

Eh, better safe than sorry...I really suprised myself, guess I just don't want to go out like that :)

iwz iwz

lol, so funny

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

yeah, livy, you really wussed out. *movie reference*

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

dumb and dumber :)

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

ding ding ding! You win!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

This story is wicked wicked wicked funny. Wish I were a fly on the wall for that display.

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