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rocksupastar Mar 4, 2005

i play hockey and id own all of you.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

replaces own with sit on & fart

perrin perrinOG 2004 ·

Nah he could never do that because he falls down way too much, he can't catch anyone to even attempt to sit on them.

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