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ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

everybody just thinks they are amazing music critics and thinks they are behind the scenes of everything. who cares. whatever. in the end they make music. you listen to it. you enjoy it. you hate it. whatever. you hate it, dont listen to it. you like it, listen to it while dancing with a celery stick in your mouth. personally i have more things to worry about than whether a band "sold out" or not, like why chickens can't fly. doesn't make me a better man or worse of a man for knowing or caring whether a band sold out. just as long as they do their job and i like what i hear. lets move on. we should all focus on bigger things like world peace. come over to my house and give me a hug (only if you're a hot chick).

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

i'm personally more concerned about why emus cannot fly, as opposed to chickens. like, there are 80 million chickens in the world, but only like 2 emus (and both are in thai's basement). and emu is low-fat.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

yea i mean, i do care about the emus and would love to see one fly with that long neck and large robust round body. it'd be a sight for sore eyes for sure. but, think about the chicken :

" umm i'm gonna make you a bird, and you're gonna have wings "

" whoa i will be able to fly"


" whoa whoa dont get too excited, your wings wont work because i'm gonna make you fat"

" what noooooo"

" yea but i'll make you real tastey and make you taste like everything and you'll especially taste really good fried "

" sweeeeettttttt!"

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

yeah but imagine this-

colonel sanders: god, i wish i knew what do to with my life....if only there was a product that I could exploit by taking something healthy, coating it with batter, and catering the food to poor people....hmm...oh wait...an emu!

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