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deanh77 Mar 24, 2005

dude. he has to have black hair. can't be Brad Pitt.

thefunkyfresh Mar 24, 2005

well i was listening to the ol radio the other day, and they said they came out with this new stuff called "hair dye"...

deanh77 Mar 24, 2005

well, I guess the question is: "would you still be in love with brad pitt if he died his hair black?"

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

no the REAL question is, why are all the married men on ezabel threatened by my masculinity?

seriously, what's with all the gay jokes?

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

its not that, its that we dont want your gaydom to get anywhere near us!!!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

no i think you guys are afraid i'm going to steal your wives

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

sure, if you replace "steal our wives" with "grab our butts" then yes....

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