I'm laughing really hard right now but i'm a pizza and no one can see me * this came to me at about 3:30 one of the mornings this week that I couldn't sleep cos i was sick, and i was also drug...

LOL this cracked me up! Lana: What's wrong? Brian: My butt hurts. Lana: Why? Brian: I had a sandwich from Manhattan Bagel, it was delicious, had some cole slaw on the side too.

oookkkk, can't talk to *[you]* anymore. ANYWAY, get outta my room, don't listen to me!

you're more funny when you're tired than when you're crunk.