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web-toedchloe Apr 5, 2005

This has nothing to do with gay people, but *[I lost 5 pounds last week!]* Yeah! I'm so excited.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

you should get the ol colon cleansing thing. according to mike you lose 20-40 pounds in one shot

of course this is mike talking so who knows how accurate that is

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001

Eww! Mike did it?! I don't think I could ever bring myself to do that.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

NO i did NOT do this, lol it costs like a billion dollars or something to do, and id rather just lose the weight the old fashion way thank you very much.

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brothermanOG 2004

What do they do shove a hose up your anus and suck out the junk?

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

Colonics, Matt Damon, Casey, & Ben Affleck do that...but I thought they flushed in contrast to suck, lol .

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

either way, you have to be comfortable with someone, not only seeing your butthole, but putting a tube in it. not for the faint of heart. a lot of witnesses being hyper modest about such things wouldn't ever think of getting it done. if it gets more popular and you can get it at burger king along with a bacon cheddar ranch...then i might try it.

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001

Yeah, it's flushing with warm water. It must be a horrible feeling. I don't even like talking to someone through the bathroom door when they're doing their business.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

OMG!!!! Seriously I think when you're behind that bathroom door you're the king and that is your throne... What you do during your reign, entirely your business. It makes me so edgy when people try and talk through the door or some people I know will even leave the door cracked (EWE) so they can contiune their conversation.

* I'm sure there's an exception regaurding married couples, or so I've heard, it's supposed to bea form flattery that one is THAT comfortable with their mate

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001

No, I can't do it even with my husband.

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001

talk through the door, that is.

beachbum beachbumOG 2002

eh, you get over it

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001

Eww! Never!

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder web-toedchloe

yeah, im not much of a fan of the open bathroom door policy... I close and lock and turn the fan on, lol.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder rocksupastar

wow.... i dont even want to think about this...

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder thefunkyfresh

dude, for anything, if im sick or puking or whatever, i just dont like people around me when im not feeling good either. ya know?

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder rocksupastar

i find it ironic that this is in the "food" forums because its making me naseous

WAHH im a baby, i cant handle talking about pooping... WAHHH

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i agree. it's not a big deal. i don't make a habit of it, but sometimes--it's ok.

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