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web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001

Lisa - Mom! Mom!
Homer - Lisa, you're mom's not here. What's up?
Lisa - I had a bad dream.
Homer - There now, you just lie here and tell me all about it.
Lisa - Well, I know it's absurd, but I dreamed the Boogeyman was after me and---
Homer - Boogeyman! You nail the windows shut! I'll get the gun!
Homer (to Bart) - Bart! I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a boogeyman or men loose in the house!

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