(Lisa is in a dance recital with a bunch of her female peers and Ralph. The teacher doesn't want her to dance because she's not that good.)

Lisa - But I thought everyone was guaranteed a spot!
Instructor - That would hardly be fair. Treating everyone equally when they're clearly not equal is called what, children?
Children - Communism!
Instructor - That's right. And I didn't tap out secret codes until my shoes were filled with blood just to roll out the welcome mat for the reds.