This is one I made up in class one day, and rather than be a celebrity complaining about too much fan attention, I'm an ordinary guy complaining about too much attention from certain female celebrities. Think of the voice rapping to this as having a kind of heavy, like-eastern European accent, mixed with kind of a lecherous, womanizing, drunk voice singing. So, basically, my voice. Hope you enjoy...

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Every place I go I see
Famous people get with me
Every night celebrity
Try to score a date with me

All the time the female star
Try to get me in her car
I remember Gwen Stefani
Try to be my baby's mommy
But there was no doubt about it
Cuz I left her and she shouted
Up to me came Ms. Duff, Hillary
She is blonde with nice artillery
To my car Anna Kournikova
I backed her up and runned her over
And one time Amanda Bynes
Come to me with pick up lines
But I said you do not fit me
Cuz I'm going out with Britney
Red Sox try cuz they are gayfers
Break their face just like thin wafers

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Other night I see Beyonce
Look to me for some romance-y
Talk show hosts like big Rosie
Get out of here, don't get cozy
Gorgeous Jennie Finch play softball
Then I play her with my phone call
Whats your sign say Rebecca Stamos
Pick up lines like that are lame-o's
Then I saw Christina Ricci
Would you go with me to beachy?
Who asked me out is Alba Jessica
I said yes but just to mess with her
Once went out with Jennifer Lopez
Dumped her right up off my moped
Then broke heart of Lindsay Lohan
She was so mad her punch broke both hands
Angie Harmon came to me so forlorn-er
But I say your husband needs help at corner
Then up to me come Ashanti
But I tell her I no wanty

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Hit on me does Paris Hilton
But I tell her you are too thin
Then that girl from Rush Hour 2
Went out with her and so should you
Then I met up with Graham Heather
Skin is soft and smooth like leather
Jessica Simpson came to me
Then I give her chicken of sea
Anna Benson came in my kitchen
When her husband Kris was pitchin'
Came along with Angelina Jolie
Shot both in face with guacamole
Date me says Ms. Aguilera
But you wear too much mascara
All famous girlies, I am trouble
I cast you aside like rubble

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