Okay this is kinda funny. Just happened to turn on Comedy Central and this guy's doing standup and he says he has a girlfriend, and they can't hang out with married couples because all they hear is "when are you getting married?" "when are you two gonna get married" "so when are you guys getting married"

and he says the only response to that is "WHEN ARE YOU GONNA DIE - you know, you're already married so death is next, so when are you gonna die?"

and then he says "they're mad becuase you're single and they screwed up and they're like ' hey c'mon, join us, we're married, we're all married, it's horrible, join us"

haha.. it was kinda funny