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hunkpapap Jan 29, 2003

How do you know a drummer is at your door? The knock speeds up....

ilikebirds Jan 29, 2003

i dont get it. like why would there be a drummer at my door.

ilikebirds Jan 29, 2003

and why doesn't he just use the door bell

hunkpapap Jan 29, 2003

Because he's a drummer. How can you tell if a drummer's platform is level? Drool comes out of BOTH sides of his mouth...

seit2see Jan 29, 2003

yo im a drummer and i didn't get either one of those jokes

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

i tell all of these to my drummer, he hates them. There is only one bassist joke. A guy wants to be lead guitarist. So he has surgery to remove 1/4 of his brain. Instead, when he wakes up they tell him that they removed 2/3 of his brain. He says no problem, i'll just play bass. I don't think it's real funny.

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