How do you know a drummer is at your door? The knock speeds up....

i dont get it. like why would there be a drummer at my door.

and why doesn't he just use the door bell

Because he's a drummer. How can you tell if a drummer's platform is level? Drool comes out of BOTH sides of his mouth...

yo im a drummer and i didn't get either one of those jokes

What do you call that guy who hangs out with musicians? The drummer....

heres one, what do you tell a guy who keeps telling corny jokes? shut up...

what do you tell the guy who's albanian to stop talking...? Hey stop talking you frickin' albanian from frickin' albania.