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hunkpapap Jan 29, 2003

How do you know a drummer is at your door? The knock speeds up....

ilikebirds Jan 29, 2003

i dont get it. like why would there be a drummer at my door.

ilikebirds Jan 29, 2003

and why doesn't he just use the door bell

hunkpapap Jan 29, 2003

Because he's a drummer. How can you tell if a drummer's platform is level? Drool comes out of BOTH sides of his mouth...

seit2see Jan 29, 2003

yo im a drummer and i didn't get either one of those jokes

hunkpapap Jan 29, 2003

What do you call that guy who hangs out with musicians? The drummer....

seit2see Jan 29, 2003

heres one, what do you tell a guy who keeps telling corny jokes? shut up...

hunkpapap Jan 29, 2003

sok, i can only stand so many dumb jokes in a day...

ilikebirds Jan 29, 2003

what if you alone are just one big dumb joke?

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

Well i am, but you get used to it after a while.....

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

hahaha i love big dumb jokes though. sometimes if you pretend real hard they become pretty amazing. and then they stay amazing.

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

especially if they have this high pitched annoying hyena-type laugh.

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