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fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

Today, I was processing the air trailer [a trailer full of priority packages and envelopes that is flown in on a plane]. The trailer is pulled up by a truck to a platform where theres a bank of computers and stuff. Theres maybe a 12 inch gap between the trailer and the platform and today, while I was talking to someone, I fell in. I FELL IN! my whole right leg went down between the trailer and the platform giving me a nasty bloody scrape from my calf up to my thigh. The little guy I was talking to yelled OH S***, VALENTINE, ARE YOU OK?! Though his concern was believable--he didn't try to help me either. I guess he was in shock. Well, whatever the case. That sucked. Ruined my day. Hurts like a mug.

yay yayOG 2004

ah man! hope you feel better dude :(

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

OMG you poor thing. i do hope you're ok!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i'll pull thru. i'm watching celebrity poker, so i feel no pain

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

YIKES!! aw poor UPS guy! lolol

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

what can brown do to screw you?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

They stick it to ya every now and then.

theremin thereminOG 2002

Do you hafta wear a uniform.. if not, I wanna job

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

Nope. No uniform. I'm behind the scenes. I don't represent the public face of the company. I'm a UPS Morlock.

theremin thereminOG 2002

A'ight. Get me an application

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

Doesn't work that way. I'll give you a number to call.

theremin thereminOG 2002

Fair enough (::in Jerry Stiller voice::)

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

i want to be one

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