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fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

Today, I was processing the air trailer [a trailer full of priority packages and envelopes that is flown in on a plane]. The trailer is pulled up by a truck to a platform where theres a bank of computers and stuff. Theres maybe a 12 inch gap between the trailer and the platform and today, while I was talking to someone, I fell in. I FELL IN! my whole right leg went down between the trailer and the platform giving me a nasty bloody scrape from my calf up to my thigh. The little guy I was talking to yelled OH S***, VALENTINE, ARE YOU OK?! Though his concern was believable--he didn't try to help me either. I guess he was in shock. Well, whatever the case. That sucked. Ruined my day. Hurts like a mug.

yay yayOG 2004 ·

ah man! hope you feel better dude :(

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

OMG you poor thing. i do hope you're ok!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

i'll pull thru. i'm watching celebrity poker, so i feel no pain

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

YIKES!! aw poor UPS guy! lolol

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

what can brown do to screw you?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

They stick it to ya every now and then.

theremin thereminOG 2002 ·

Do you hafta wear a uniform.. if not, I wanna job

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

Nope. No uniform. I'm behind the scenes. I don't represent the public face of the company. I'm a UPS Morlock.

theremin thereminOG 2002 ·

A'ight. Get me an application

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

Doesn't work that way. I'll give you a number to call.

theremin thereminOG 2002 ·

Fair enough (::in Jerry Stiller voice::)

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

i want to be one

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