"I think Pizza Hut is the cockiest pizza chain on the planet, because Pizza Hut will accept all competitors' coupons. That makes me wish I had my own pizza place. "Mitch's Pizzaria... This week's coupon: unlimited free pizza. Special Note: coupon not good at any of the Mitch's Pizza locations. Free pizza oven with purchase of a small Coke. Two-for Tuesday: buy one pizza, get one franchise free."
hahaha, i'm so excited you introduced mitch to us. he's sooo hilarious.
NO WAY!!! i was totally about to type this.!!!!!! as soon as i saw the title of this tread it is the first thing i thought of.