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malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

my friend asked me if i wanted a frozen bannana and i said no and then i thought that later i'd want a regular bannana so i said yes.

i went to the store the other day to buy a candleholder but they didnt have one so i bought a cake.

and i love the one about the doughnut and the receipt and the names that you give at a restaurant. "the duvays are missing, and they're hungry. that's a double whammy. bush : search party of two. you can eat once you find the duvays."

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 ·

hahaha, oh yea. they're in someones trunk and HUNGRY! lol

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