if i ever have enough time and patience on my hands to learn to play some music and start a band, my band could be possibly named:

Halfway Decent
Anti-Seize Compound
Naturally Talented
Sticky Rice Warriors
Stagnant Swamp Spelunkers
Festering Boil Bandagers
Botched Colonoscopy
The Ambient Ambulators
Chapstick Romance
Elevator Music
The Supercharged Airport Moving Walkways
Ketchup Stopper (as opposed to Mustard Plug)
Rarely Under Control