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hence the joooooooking people
don't insult us...we know ub illin
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actually my mom is pretty funny. last saturday night ... i was out, you know pretty late. anyway ... naomi "somehow" leaves her retainer, hair pin things, and ring in the back seat of my truck. sooo the next morning i have to drop my mom off at the shop. anyway ... at that point i had retrieved the retainer, ring , and hair pin and put it in my cup holders. anyway my mom sees and goes " what girl did you have sex with this time back there" , " i can't believe you had sex and she left all this stuff"... of course i laughed out of sheer SHOCK that she said it so bluntly. WITH MY SISTER IN THE BACK. so of course i adamantly.. yell " there wasss noooo sex" of course she doesn't listen, and the whole ride to the shop i hear " i can't believe she left all that stuff cause you had sex", " i can't believe you had sex" .
hahahahhaha,, is that for reall...lol.....that is really funny
totally seriuos. my mom thinks i'm a male slut. every night i go out she's always like " ohh why do smell good.. for a girllllll ? " " why did you put on clothes.. for a girlll " why this why that ugh... it's really funny though.
Ha Ha, oh thai, i so wish i was there to witness these sayings from your mom!
UPDATE. Funny part ,also, is when i Told the girl about it. ANd the girl had a similiar experience.. she told her brother that she had left her retainer in the backseat and he brother flipped out " whoa what did you do back there... you ddin't just take out your retainer for no reason. you did something, you better not tell anyone else you took your retainer out " ... hahah good times.
Why did she take her retainer out, why did she even have her retainer in?, im curiuos now? Not that I suspect anything, cause I know you better then that thai, but why?
no comment. move alone. thread finished.
I see
your mom sounds like my dad...the other night my sister asked me which top she should wear and my dad says why does it matter where are you going who's going to be there...i was like dad we're going to 7-11 mel asks me which top to wear when she's going from upstairs to downstairs
Im gunna cherish this story forever and ever and ever , its just to funny!
i don't know whether to believe this story
oh it's the truth. i was close to recording it on my phone so that i can share it with the world.
and then u woke up?
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