i say things are bumpkin. like, hello my bumpkin, what's the mail doing in my bumpkin, and what the bumpkin is that thing coming out of her nose?
it's a universal word.
also i like a good pair of toenail clippers.
no, no. a bumpkin is a backwards country person with no ambiton but to get a big pick up truck. a blumpkin is a big booty.
omg BLUMPKIN...brings tears to my eyes.